March 2008
why does everything have to turn into a “i-can-make-you-feel-worse-LOOK!” contest?
February 2008
“It started at work about 8:30 Thursday night,” said one aroma-witness. “I was at...”
– NY1: Top Stories i really love this explanation as to why this person smelled the maple syrup. in other news “CAN YOU SMELL THAT SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL?
i love her. i can't help it. i want to be her. or,... →
does anybody know how to “edit”/”doctor” jpegs or something on a macbook? that’s without photoshop. just want to do a “play by play” like thing with a photo and make some lolKAITs. basically a simple type paint program?
wes says tape worms are gross.
but look at his cute little face!!!!
pop quiz: too much or not enough?
likeomg: So, I just made a fresh batch of coffee. In the first cup I poured, I absentmindedly added two teaspoons of flour instead of sugar, which is housed in a canister of the same colour but a different height. Despite the discolouration, it still took me at least thirty seconds to realize my mistake. The question here is really this: have I had too much coffee today, or not enough? You tell...
“Post to the Host:
Enjoyed the map of Lake Wobegon on the cover of PONTOON but...”
– Post to the Host from Prairie Home Companion and American Public Media
i want one of those, please.
“Literary and Historical Notes:
Today is Leap Day, the extra day that we tack...”
– writer’s almanac
ideal job situation
Wake up at 830a Take shower, leave house at 930a get to work around 10. work and stay busy with at least 15 minutes of me time including smoking/chatting, etc. 2p - bosses take me out for “business lunch” where we talk about ideas like web page design, funny movie clips, interior design work some more. 6p- go home i have a feeling this is what julia’s day is like. i’d...
Brooklyn Weekend Weather Forecast (11201) -... →
I’M NOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS OTHER THAN SATURDAY WILL BE AWESOME FOR PUTTERING AROUND THE HOUSE AND LISTENING TO PHC.
No Cussing Club™ →
bullshit:You wanna hang with us? Don’t cuss! FUCK YEAH, I’LL BECOME A MEMBER!
regarding the below.
I have had a talk like this with my cousin Shay who, for some time was vegan, and now just makes eco-conscious food decisions (whatever that means). As a once vegetarian myself I also feel that it is bad manners, rude. Not only because you are requesting to be treated special (or if you are not, your ideas are) but also because you carry with you to every meal, every event, this heavy heavy...
“quote of the day! Not my intention to offend anyone else’s diet choice,...”
– paper airplane
Books: What Does Your Bookshelf Say About You,... →
HAH!
to bang or not to bang? i don’t know if i want to keep up with this fringe or to de fringe. what do you say?
market market marquet!
Hello All! Some of you I saw just this weekend, and others, not for a few months. In any case, I just wanted to use you all for a little brainstorming session. I am currently looking to leave my job as registrar at Crozier Fine Arts in Newark. I am bombarding you all with this e-mail to ask if you may have a lead, or a hunch or a really great idea for a new job for me! I am looking to stay in the...
subtle hints. →
i thought this was hilarious. THAT SOUND!
nicknoyes: jdel: Oh yeah baby, do me. So I’m listening to my roommate fuck his girlfriend right now. It’s only remotely arousing, to be honest. My favorite part is that smacking sound balls make when they hit anything. You know what I’m talking about…it sounds like a fat kid clapping.
so i’m sober from now until i haven’t decided yet. but at least a week. i dont know if this means no glass of wine with dinner. but if i do allow myself wine with dinner, its one glass, while i’m eating dinner.
“p.s. The day after you guys were here I was talking with Q about who was over...”
– from kath.
SWEEEEEP
i’m getting too sleepy./
helen mirren almost said “SEXcessful” after saying cajones.
really? diablo cody won?!!?! what a surprise!!!!!? and she thnks the academy. and of course she’s way punk rock
i just got really scared when i saw rufio in the in memoriam part. but then it was just his make up artist. that was truly frightening. RU FI O
roger deakins had a better chance- 2to 5 those are good odds. and he still didn’t win. OH NO
whats with the boob smoooosh problem thats happening.
they’re regretting letting the once chick back on stage.
ok, i’m happy once won. its a pretty sweet song.
THREE NOMINATIONS FOR THE ENCHATED PEEPS?
the award for best foreign language films go to the COUNTRY?!?!?! so confusing.
so, apparently faux fur is in this year with penelope and jessicalba
