there is, perhaps, nothing better than the sound of cars on wet pavement outside my window, a heavy comforter and W beside me, sleeping and warm. goodnight, world. you kinda sucked today but tonight you are my friend. love.
i was going to post “dear monday march 31st, are you over yet? could you hurry up?” but then i thought it was sad because i don’t want to lose days, i just hate how i spend them right now. With imbeciles who can’t figure out they’re thumb from their asshole.
so i’m at this point where i think the internet is on the verge of something big. it’s so almost ready to be all encompassing, useful for everything. and yet, it doesn’t quite make it. there are these bugs, little aphids, if you will- stopping it from gobbling up the world.
ITS FRANK, BABY!
seriouslythough: I have always thought I dressed for myself, but lately I find that I am sad when other women don’t notice some part of my outfit (today it’s my awesome shoes). I know it’s a common saying that women dress for other women, but I guess I was startled to find out I fell into that. Do I really need validation from someone other than the person in the mirror? About something so...
hello there, my name is kait and i’m frustrated.
So- a new one will be up later, all frankie, baby. but here’s one about psycho lovers.
R.i.p. Virginia Woolfe, but don’t you think you went a tad too ophelia-esque at the end there?
Up in the sky the lovers lay in bed... by Gary...
Up in the sky the lovers lay in bed Naked, face to face and hip to thigh, Her leg between his, his arm beneath her head, Their hands roaming freely, up in the sky. In the dark, Manhattan lay at their feet, A blanket of glittering stars thrown down. Beyond her bare shoulder, 59th Street, And from her lovely foot the buses headed uptown. They came to the city for romance, as people do, And with each...
Great Britain is Repossessing the U.S.A. - A...
FYI. onemoretimewithfeeling: peterwknox: To: The citizens of the United States of America: In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths,...
i think this is way better than muxtape. WAY BETTER!
be patient and kind to yourself. too many people overvalue what they are not...– DITTO (via hearmeroar)
You know what really irks me? When really emaciated people who obviously have issues (and trust me, I know, I didn’t eat for much of high school) tell you they like what you’re wearing but, man, it sure made them look hefty. FUCK THAT! If it made your bony butt look hefty I really don’t see how you can think it looks great on me. unless you want me to look “hefty”,...
I don’t know if you’re aware of this, but every breakup in history...– These Go To Eleven: Ten Greatest Breakup Songs julia- did allycat write this?!
guess who's which?
W: can those be our vows?
"i love you more than whiskey"
"and i love you more than cheese"
Not as good as ThingsMyBoyfriendSays.
me: i dont know why but i am pretty sure i love you more thani usually do
W: well that just means you are slacking off on all other days, get it together
oh i had this dream about bm last night. we had to break up again. and it was almost as painful in my dream as the last and final time in real life. he was pretty much the dickhead he was in real life too. but in my dream i loved him like i did back then. thank god i woke up. it hurt. alex was in it too, and she was just as silly as in real life. and while i don’t know if i actually think...
Higher oxytocin has also been linked with a feeling of generosity. So if...– Top 10 Reasons To Have Sex Tonight, Studies Show Sex Can Help With Your Weight, Your Brain, Your Blood Pressure And More - CBS News
In case you would like to make this tonight.
Kait’s AMAZING Lentil Pilaf 1- Saute 3/4 onion in Olive Oil and a bit of Canola Oil (I know, too much oil, trust me here). Add 1.5 tsp each dried or fresh Thyme and Cumin. I haven’t tried it yet but I also bet a nice curry powder or some garam masala would be good in this. 2- Set aside onion and bring 4 cups of stock to a boil. I use Chicken Stock but you can use Veggie or Beef, too. ...
me: I’ve got this buzzing in my head for the last two weeks and I...– ..:Things My Boyfriend Says:..
awesome website- leoburnett.com →
why do you let me stay here- she & him (m....
THIS girl knows how to dress. →
whoa! newyork to boston for one dollar?!!?!?!
ok! i’m at work today! and i’m going to be productive and make an amazing dinner tonight for David Y., Mom and John. It will be lovely. this week will be lovely. that’s that. new glasses coming soon! xk
$70 for a week's worth of lemons is starting to...
oh dear. i know this diet. i think everyone tried it in college. delirium is all fun and games until someone passes out and gets hit by a car. noraleah: Update: my roommates are home, safe and sound, chipper and delightfully loopy. After work, they went shopping, again, for lemons - maple syrup -distilled water. Went to Trader Joe’s and 2 Whole Foods looking for a bargain (but more or less...
agh i feel gross. everybody is angry with me. and probably for good reason but i can’t figure out how to make it better.
BRAZIL IS AMAZING.– perfect weather. just hit the beach for a few laps with Darren my trainer. He is amazing. He is the greatest trainer ever. I even know how to use spoons and stuff now. You know, for like, eating or whatever. He also won a fart contest in Madrid in 1987, right around the time Revenge of the Nerds and...
uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh. at least i ge to meet some fellow tumblrs. see y’all soon. forgive me if im wasted when we meet. its been one of those days.
i relly want ra to be dating mm. for some reason i like her.
and the sweet sweet love has gone sour. it’s bound to happen anyway, right? how do i always trick myself into it again. and for nothing, i thought this was the one. perhaps i exagerrate. but this seems like a depth not so easy to escape.