September 2008
one more.
IT’S RAINING IN LOVE
I don’t know what it is, But I distrust myself When I start to like a girl A lot. It makes me nervous. I don’t say the right things Or perhaps I start To examine, Evaluate, Compute What I am saying. If I say, “Do you think it’s going to rain?” and she says, “I don’t know,” I start thinking: Does she really like me? In other words...
FROM MY FAVORITE BOOK
”Where do you live?” I said. “The Kit Carson Hotel,” she said. “And I’ve written a book.” Then she handed it proudly to me as if it were the most precious thing in the world. And it was. It was a loose-leaf notebook of the type that you find everywhere in America. There is no place that does not have them. There was a heavy label pasted...
THE PILL VS. THE SPRINGHILL MINE DISASTER
When you take your pill it’s like a mine disaster. I think of all the people lost inside of you.
BRAUTS.
The Beautiful Poem I go to bed in Los Angeles thinking about you. Pissing a few moments ago I looked down at my penis affectionately. Knowing it has been inside you twice today makes me feel beautiful. 3 A.M. January 15, 1967
“A small snag could trigger your temper today, and leave you feeling frustrated...”
– Gemini Horoscope: Daily Extended horoscope - Astrology on Shine
We deserve it dividend
randyhaddock:
vb:
Because it’ll likely go crazy on the Tumblr Dashboard without anyone paying attention, 85 Billion (that’s 85,000,000,000) divided by 200 Million (that’s 200,000,000) is NOT 425,000. It’s 425. The “we deserve it dividend” is $425. Don’t think I’m paying off my mortgage with that.
Do some correct math next time. I’m actually asking for reblogs on this. <shudder>
...
“I’m against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.
Instead, I’m in favor of...”
– From an email my friend Wende forwarded to me. (via thumbwrestlinginbaltimore)
YES.
(via soupsoup)
hear! hear!
bang bang shoot shoot
And when I feel my finger on your trigger I know nobody can do me no harm Because happiness is a warm gun, momma
i'm looking through facebook for old crushes (era:...
so dissapointed in myself. gross.
“When I Call
by John Brantingham
As I talk to her,
I like to think of
our...”
– When I Call by John Brantingham
“The Pennycandystore beyond the El
is where I first
fell in love
...”
– the pennycandystore behind the el- ferlinghetti
momz and z at the show.
Kneading Dough
soupsoup:
So my new cat Chuckie does this thing where he pushes his pawns down on my stomach like he’s kneading dough, and he could seriously do it for like 20 minutes straight or more.
I’m not really an experienced cat person, what the hell is up with this?
it’s what they do to their mom to push milk to the surface and suckle. it’s a good thing. it means he loves you
so that was dumb of me.
i never realized that love was so fickle. i mean i guess i should have been aware. happy monday, heartbreaker.
ok. so.
i never go to concerts anymore. they usually blow and i hate people at concerts. mostly self righteous and usually plastered. anywho, on friday night i went to the brooklyn country music festival (that’s right. i’m a bk girl and i love me some country.) it was a blast. there were the pussies i usually hate at concerts but i was too full of warm whiskey to notice. Anywho- y’all...
ok. because everyone i know is lamezo
who wants to go see the black crowes with me in late october. all you gotta buy is your ticket. i’ll buy the pot for us. email me stat. kaitziskin at gmail dot com.
hey dudes
did i mention this is my favorite gd weather? oh, i didn’t? k. “hey dudes, this is my favorite god damned weather!”
“These were originally round cereal pieces, but were later changed to puffed...”
– Trix (cereal) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
w- i’m just saying i’m right.
“i wrote a hit play. and directed it. so i’m not sweating it either.”
Dignan's life plan from the movie Bottle Rocket →
thesaurus:
abangupjob:
this movie always makes me laugh.
via kottke
”.. Next fifty..”
oh man i’m so happy this was transcribed.
2. The Robin Hood Principle
a. Establish good will within community b. Anonymous donations
“To incorporate extra movement into the routines of sedentary workers (himself...”
– Fitness - I Put in 5 Miles at the Office - NYTimes.com
i'm cranky and frustrated.
i just want to be by myself. to clear my head and get over it.
Literature in the 21st Century by Ronald Wallace Sometimes I wish I drank coffee or smoked Marlboros, or maybe cigars yes, a hand-rolled Havana cigar in its thick, manly wrapping, the flash of the match between worn matchbook and stained forefinger, the cup of the palm at the tip, the intake of air, and the slow and luxuriant, potent and pleasurable exhale. Shall we say also a glass of claret? Or...
there may or may not be an intruder in my house
thesaurus:
kaitziskin:
save me, damnit!
this happened to me last year. and there was an intruder. thankfully he only got as far as the hallway, as he was clawing at the door until the police arrived. scary..
this is TERRIFYING! i walked around with a knife all night. i was afraid to go to sleep with the knife though because i’d wake up with a face full of blood. maybe that’s why...
