p.g.o.a.t.: Archive

Oct 31, 2009

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Oct 29, 20098 notes

Oct 28, 200911 notes

Parting Gift — Fiona Apple

And you looked as sincere as a dog

just as sincere as a dog does

when it’s the food on your lips with which it’s in love

Oct 28, 200924 notes

i really wish i was on the beach playing "pinup" instead of going to work playing "servant"

Oct 28, 20092 notes

maybe i was heartless

a homeless guy asked me for a stog and without thinking i said: “oh, sorry, i bummed this one…”

i immediately cringed…

Oct 28, 20091 note

“once a pickle, you can never be a cucumber again” —overheard on the street- providence

Oct 28, 20092 notes

“aint a little bacon fat on each wedge, top with cheese and bacon, return to the oven and broil until they look like something you might have eaten at an Irish bar in the bad part of town during college, the game playing on a big screen above the bathroom doors. Dot with sour cream, sprinkle with scallions and serve. That bar was pretty good, you know.” —

The Cheat - Bar Menu - NYTimes.com

all of a sudden nytimes sounds like j. peterman

Oct 27, 20092 notes

blaaaaaargh:

I land on my feet. Because that is all I have to land on.

just remember that…

Oct 26, 20091 note

“My mother used to say I was “sensitive,” which was her code for “probably gay.” My sixth grade peers used the word “faggot,” which was their code for “faggot.” So I got tagged with being gay from a fairly early age, a perception which has continued to this day, which is weird considering that I have always been deeply and profoundly attracted to girls, even ones without dicks. I’m not sure what it is about me that seems to scream “homosexual,” but sometimes when I see myself on TV even my own gaydar pings. Frankly it’s embarrassing, although you’d be amazed at how much tail this single character trait used to get me. Ladies seem to like soft girly men such as myself.” —Michael Ian Black

Oct 25, 20094 notes

“I’m confident this is a common problem among people. They feel like a fraud to everybody around them and live in desperate fear that they will one day be discovered. That’s how I feel pretty much all the time.” —

Michael Ian Black

this is how i feel in grad school

Oct 25, 20092 notes

i'm bored of my clothing.

Oct 25, 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WES!

Oct 25, 2009

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a dead fish gains the power of observation- the books

Oct 25, 2009

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Oct 25, 200918 notes