i just found out (realized) i have a fat back
She again rubbed a match on the wall, and the light shone round her; in the...– Hans Christian Andersen: The Little Match-Girl Happy New Year. I hope, for everyone, a healthy and positive new year full of excitement and love.
wooliebear: souplines: lickystickypickyme: ...
Things I’ve learned this year
malty: If someone sucks and keeps sucking, they will always suck. Move on Do not brush teeth then drink cranberry juice Do not drunk eat string cheese and expect to wake up with a happy tummy
and i won’t play the fucking puppet anymore. you will not get a rise out of me- you will not manipulate me. you will not make me feel guilty for nothing. that’s all i have to say about this- i’ve done nothing wrong and you can live your life and be miserable thinking so but it’s not my fault you’re miserable.
the last couple months i’ve made a concentrated effort to keep much of my private life out of my tumblr. I’m going to really continue on that road for the new year. there may be gripes and their may be grouchiness but it will likely have little to do with my non-tumblr life. in this way i can have full control over life. tumblr makes things panicky sometimes. that said- even WITH xmas...
To everyone. I love and miss so many people right now. OKAY- now time for cleaning and shiz- party tonight!
Best christmas ever
i don't GET providence
first the plower (who is some independent contractor) comes and plows ALL the snow you shoveled TWICE out of the driveway BACK into the driveway- making plowing pointless since i cannot get my car out of the driveway now to drive on the plowed road. THEN the fucking FIRE DEPARTMENT comes and shovels all the snow i CAREFULLY placed ON TOP of the fire hydrant, off the firehydrant and back on to the...
next time i think it's a good idea to knit someone...
closertotheocean: benchitations: Enough big pimpin’. Let’s bring back small, artisanal pimpin’.
Brittany Murphy Dies →
molls: Way harsh, Tai. i’m sorry- what?!
ok no more snow, please.
i'd go look at the snow except i have no one to...
iveneverheardofyou: My LIFE cannot be put into ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY characters. - i met ohgrowup tonight. it ruled. i met iveneverheardofyou and i just got over it enough to write it out.
i need to get back to brooklyn
i just spent 7 hours watching tv on the internet and knitting. diet coke and cigarettes and chinese food. i’m sure everyone i left in brooklyn will be happy to know i’ve become the lamest person ever. even you.
it only took 1.5 years, but my post finally went...
Boss man: There's a men's bathroom and a women's bathroom. I don't want to see anyone using the women's bathroom... Use the men's room.
Worker: You talking to me? Are you saying I use the women's room? I don't! Who told you that?
Boss man: I don't know who it is. I don't care. Just use the men's bathroom.
Worker: Is it me? Cuz you're looking at me.
Boss man: Fine, it's you. Don't use the women's bathroom.
Worker: Who told you I was using the women's bathroom? I don't use the women's bathroom.
Boss man: I didn't say it was you, but if you think it was you, it was you. Don't use the womens bathroom.
cleaning its great! i found my fave necklace!
Can you stop being so pretty? It’s killing me. done- i’m officially unpretty (apparently the cure for pretty is grad school finals week)- you’re welcome. hope you’re still alive to read this. ask me. do it.
Is it okay if I follow your blog? Because I think you’re pretty awesome and I really love your music choice. And by the way, how did you get your layout for your blog? Did you make it yourself or is there a website? Because mine is pretty stupid and unoriginal and I hate it. Thanks. well hello- a- yes it’s okay! b- thanks c- my friend JULIA (aka...
-oil change -hardware store -something to seal my windows with -coffee, stat- i also have 70 dollars until jan 9th- that’s not going to work out too hot
she knows it- the heardsmen
Q: If you could be granted one wish, what would it be?
A: To wake up one morning and feel that I was at last a grown-up person, emptied of resentment, vengeful thoughts, and other wasteful, childish emotions. To find myself, in other words, an adult.
i'm pretty pissed off with my haircut
as it turns out- the guy blow dried it THEN cut it- which means it doesn’t look right curly- which means it’s hardly curly at all anymore and just BLAH. upset. upset. upset.
gah why can't i wake up at a normal time
i feel a little lazy- i need to start a huge book after my last presentation/class today. and also finish knitting. book?
Susan: Very passive-aggressive.
Patrick: Very what?
Susan: It's what happens when a woman takes control of a conversation.
Patrick: What happens when a man takes control of the conversation?
Susan: I have *absolutely* no idea.
i'm a little bit drunk
and knitting. and lonesome oh wait- i think i just jizzed all your pants.
what's your fave song (directly or indirectly)...