August 2009
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THE KILLERS COVER ROMEO AND...
“Redundant Content. Tumblr is not intended to be an all-purpose content...”
– from Tumblrs “CONTENT” page. What classifies as “less-than-meaningful”? That’s fucked up.
“We don’t ask to be eternal beings. We only ask that things do not lose all their...”
– Antoine de Saint-Exupery, quoted by Corner Lot, where my brilliant old friend E. posts. (via mills)
“One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a...”
– happy birthday Goethe.
right so-
who wants to sell me their car that is in real good condition with less than 150k miles for 1200 bux? any takers?
“I wanna call ya. I wanna ball ya.”
A Message on Ted Kennedy to Conservatives Who...
iveneverheardofyou:
Let’s just get this right: Do you like your state and not the federal government controlling the curriculum of your kids’ schools? Thank Ted Kennedy. Do you like being able to vote starting at age 18? Thank Ted Kennedy. Do you think low-income people should get help with heating their homes in the winter? Thank the man. Do you think the federal government should fund cancer...
“You need to buddy up with someone you trust today — the two of you can get...”
– my horoscope. buddy system!
i'm going back on my diet
diet coke
cigarettes
gin
you think i joke- i never joke.
Pregnant women shouldn't smoke unless they want to...
sharingtime:
I didn’t think I saw what I thought I saw, but I definitely saw it. No joking. I saw a pregnant woman smoking. Like, I confirmed that she was not overweight and actually was pregnant (I carry around an ultrasound machine) and that she was smoking a cigarette (I watched her inhale). Really, she was not overweight. She done had a baby up in there.
Now there’s something you don’t see...
k.a.i.t.
Kamikaze Android Intended for Tactics
yes, that IS what i am
“Trip to Costco: sample of granola; sample of low sodium ham and Swiss cheese;...”
– Food Consumption Log - Sunday, August 23, 2009 (via disgustingthingsihaveeaten)
waaaait a tic- they dont serve you vodka in samples at costco. i call bs.
NOTE WELL- I hereby redact the above statement as I have been notified that I can get both booze and tires at costco. i have been reborn.
You can’t just be mad to be mad. I’m tired of feeling like I ruin your life.
Maude Lebowski: You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: ...He fixes the cable?
Circle of Trust
dearoldlove:
I’m thrilled that your family is underwhelmed by her.
Ever say to your self, “what the hell am I doing?” Yeah, having one of those moments.
“Time stands still
All I can feel is the time standing still
As you put down...”
– this just came up on the pandora. i love this song. 