March 2010
i almost forgot
I don’t have feelings
Mar 31st
“…an afflated orgasm of the heart that makes her feel, truly, attractive,...”
–  wallace, infinite jest
Mar 30th
maybe this is payback for all the pain i've caused...
because that’s the only way to explain it
Mar 30th
Mar 30th
all my friends go to vietnam
and i get this crappy blog.
Mar 30th
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wanna sprinkle a little more depressing on my...
go ahead! (just read some sappy blogs)
Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
at least im predictable
what you don’t all cook manically when things suck?
Mar 29th
Mar 29th
and then feeling like shit for feeling that way.
Mar 29th
how do people "come into money"?
because i could really stand to come into about 20k right now
Mar 29th
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in other news from the house of crazy
my parents vacuum the house BEFORE the cleaning lady comes…
Mar 29th
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i wanna get stoned and watch the mighty boosh
and not think about my fat arms (I really don’t know why this is bothering me so much… it’s very strange.) okay bed.
Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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look. i'm foxy. even if my arms are fat and my...
and whatevs because my fella just called me “the picasso of art education” and so you know what? I’m going to finish this bottle of wine (which apparently will go right to my arms) and then i’m going to pass out in my high school bed which is wildly uncomfortable. goodNIGHT sir.
Mar 29th
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Mar 28th
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you know youre getting old when
your mom won’t stop bringing up marriage and kids
Mar 28th
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look i'm going to say it because no one else will
Lost was way better when there were more Dharma Initiative mysteries.
Mar 28th
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waaaaant these please →
Mar 28th
Mar 28th
i'm going to start saying "we have a case of the...
Mar 27th
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“Then we have a case of the uh-ohs and the boat goes smack into an ancient...”
– Episode 9 of the Final Season of LOST « The Final Season of LOST as Seen by Someone Who Has Never Seen LOST
Mar 27th
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working tonight, my last night in pvd for some...
come give me a 1k tip. ACME 166 valley street pvd, ri 02909
Mar 26th
how does one go about selling their junky car?
like how do i find scrap yards that may give me a couple hundred bucks?
Mar 26th
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kind of a major deal
i am cleaning this house the best i’ve cleaned it in months! vacuuming EVERY room. MOPPING! DUSTING! (although i may skip dusting my room). and organizing (kinda) hudson does NOT know what to make of this.
Mar 26th
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did i mention that staying up late means doing...
party on garth!
Mar 26th
guess the fuck what?
i’ma goinna stay up late and sleep in late. wanna know whyyyyy? oh that’s because tomorrow is the first day I can sleep in for a LONG TIME
Mar 25th
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this trip to ny is going to BLOW
but maybe i’ll get some work done?
Mar 25th
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“Blue States vs Red States: Blue States’ Average Penis Size is Bigger!”
– Condomania Online | “Who dat” with the largest penises in America? BIG FUCKING SURPRISE THERE
Mar 25th
gah. problems! fix 'em!
Mar 25th
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Mar 24th
really, jj abrams? really?
Mar 24th
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“There are plenty of fish in the sea, but you should probably fuck a person.”
– Jenny Owen Youngs (via allisonweiss) (via jennyowenyoungs)
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