i almost forgot
I don’t have feelings
…an afflated orgasm of the heart that makes her feel, truly, attractive,...– wallace, infinite jest
maybe this is payback for all the pain i've caused...
because that’s the only way to explain it
all my friends go to vietnam
and i get this crappy blog.
wanna sprinkle a little more depressing on my...
go ahead! (just read some sappy blogs)
at least im predictable
what you don’t all cook manically when things suck?
and then feeling like shit for feeling that way.
how do people "come into money"?
because i could really stand to come into about 20k right now
in other news from the house of crazy
my parents vacuum the house BEFORE the cleaning lady comes…
i wanna get stoned and watch the mighty boosh
and not think about my fat arms (I really don’t know why this is bothering me so much… it’s very strange.) okay bed.
look. i'm foxy. even if my arms are fat and my...
and whatevs because my fella just called me “the picasso of art education” and so you know what? I’m going to finish this bottle of wine (which apparently will go right to my arms) and then i’m going to pass out in my high school bed which is wildly uncomfortable. goodNIGHT sir.
you know youre getting old when
your mom won’t stop bringing up marriage and kids
look i'm going to say it because no one else will
Lost was way better when there were more Dharma Initiative mysteries.
waaaaant these please →
i'm going to start saying "we have a case of the...
Then we have a case of the uh-ohs and the boat goes smack into an ancient...– Episode 9 of the Final Season of LOST « The Final Season of LOST as Seen by Someone Who Has Never Seen LOST
working tonight, my last night in pvd for some...
come give me a 1k tip. ACME 166 valley street pvd, ri 02909
how does one go about selling their junky car?
like how do i find scrap yards that may give me a couple hundred bucks?
kind of a major deal
i am cleaning this house the best i’ve cleaned it in months! vacuuming EVERY room. MOPPING! DUSTING! (although i may skip dusting my room). and organizing (kinda) hudson does NOT know what to make of this.
did i mention that staying up late means doing...
party on garth!
guess the fuck what?
i’ma goinna stay up late and sleep in late. wanna know whyyyyy? oh that’s because tomorrow is the first day I can sleep in for a LONG TIME
this trip to ny is going to BLOW
but maybe i’ll get some work done?
Blue States vs Red States: Blue States’ Average Penis Size is Bigger!– Condomania Online | “Who dat” with the largest penises in America? BIG FUCKING SURPRISE THERE
gah. problems! fix 'em!
really, jj abrams? really?
There are plenty of fish in the sea, but you should probably fuck a person.– Jenny Owen Youngs (via allisonweiss) (via jennyowenyoungs)