Meme

Ten years ago I was:
Young.

Five things on today’s to do list:

1. pick up a client to start auditing. maybe start auditing said client
2. pick up crazy pills
3. drink with KFP, though that’s not much of a “todo”
4. listen to as much hippy dippy irish guitar singing man as possible.
5. schedule lobotomy.

Things I’d do if I were a billionaire:

1. invest and become a TRILLIONAIRE.
2. buy my house on block island/capecod/montauk.
3. open my cafe/record shop with sylvs. IF YOU TAKE MY IDEA ILL FUCKING HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU. It’s mine and there is a fireplace and food and FUCK YOU.
4. take care of that anger management problem
5. putter around.

Three bad habits:

1. biting the skin around my nails
2. not showering.
3. googling everything.

Places I have lived:
Most-recent first:

greenwood ave-bk

albee sq. - bk

avenue b-nyc

avenue a-nyc

the bowery

fifth ave-nyc

east 4th st-bk

schermerhorn st. - bk

orchard st-lindehurst

baltic st.-bk

hicks st.-bk

east-west highway-bethesda

k street-georgetown 

Six jobs I’ve had in my life:

1. Registrar- Crozierfinearts
2. ticket girl- pioneer movie theater
3. receptionist- connors communications
4. photo asst. -alex cao
5. ticket girl-barrow st. theater
6. i’m a bad babysitter got my boyfriend in your shower.